Awkward Fit. Either baggy and sloppy or uncomfortably tight. Nothing in between.

Tailored to Actually Fit. Accentuates your chest and arms, with comfort where you need it—your belly.

Insanely Overpriced. $30+ for the same fabric quality? You're paying for the logo, not the shirt.

Insanely Affordable. Premium quality for under $10. No gimmicks, just value.

Hot, Itchy & Miserable. Feels like you're wrapped in a plastic bag.

Soft AF. Buttery-soft, breathable, and irritation-free. You'll forget you're wearing it.

Snail-Speed Delivery. 1–2 weeks wait plus outrageous shipping fees.

Lightning-Fast Shipping. Delivered in 1–2 days, completely free.

Inconsistent Sizing. You never know if it’ll hug you or drown you.

Reliable Sizing. From S to 4XL, every size fits exactly as it should.

Falls Apart Fast. Shrinks, warps, or stretches after one wash.

Built to Last. Holds shape, softness, and color—wash after wash.

Shipped from China. Long wait, cheap production, zero reliability.

Made in the USA. No dropshipping. No compromises.